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Atari is teaming up with Denny's to "remix" three of its classic video games. The promotion will be featured on the Denny's app. Here are the descriptions of the three remixed games:

Hashteroids – You're aboard the SS Denny's Condiment Transport ship and the mission is clear: deliver 40 tons of condiments to the 4th planet in sector 7d.

Centipup – Once upon a time, a young boy named Danny came across a bottle of syrup and with just a slight squeeze the bottle's sticky contents had the power to turn anyone or anything into a fried egg.

Take-out – A wall made entirely of delicious Denny's breakfast items appears blocking all the take-out orders from their rightful owners. The only way to feed customers is to break down that wall!

Hoo-boy! Hashteroids sounds like a venereal disease. Can't wait to play these gems!

What happens when you get a bunch of people who have never done stand-up comedy before trying to force humor on a lukewarm audience? You get E3 presentations, that's what. To all future E3 presenters: stop trying to be funny. It rarely ends well.

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