Instant Heart Attack, Just Add Lies!

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This guy is told the ride is broken and then launched into the air. NSFW fun starts around 2:00.

Look at All the Splash I Give

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IRL,ride,roller coaster,splash mountain
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Don't Blame Me If They Vomit On You

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best of week,bolt,ride,roller coaster,scary
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Not Pretentious, Just Broke

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bike,IRL,poor,ride,walk
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I Once Rode With an Asian Woman

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Misogyny,racism,ride,scary,Yahoo Answer Fails
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Almost died.

A Little More Wont Hurt

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IRL,ride,splash mountain,water
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Tall As Balls

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attraction,fair,height,IRL,ride
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