Something About a Faulty Ignition Switch

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That's a Hell of a Pick Up Line

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Picking Up Girls Using Only Marshawn Lynch Pickup Lines? Impossible? Maybe Not...

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"It's okay if you don't give it to me, I'm used to it."

I Try

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Oh Hey There... Grape... Girl?

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Will Any of These Terrible Pickup Lines Work?

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WARNING: Language, obviously, and cringe-inducing attempts at wooing.

Knows His ABCs? Good Enough For Me

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