Something Tells Me Those Aren't the Actual Lyrics

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O single boy, o single boy, why are you in the canteen on Christmas Eve?

Do You Want to Make a Stir Fry?

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It doesn't have to be a stir fry.

How to Give Your Mom a Heart Attack

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From the submitter:

"My brother labeled our Christmas leftovers so we could differentiate between our food and the dog's. My mom gasped when she opened the fridge."