You Can Now Anonymously Send Women a Cleaning Kit for Their Lady Bits

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Who's making halibut for dinner?

Is there a special lady in your life who caught a sudden case of temporary Alzheimers and forgot to give her nethers the ol' washeroo? Now you can send her a package that your package will be grateful for! For the low, low price of $14.99, Wash Your Box will send your lady friend a kit filled with everything she needs to make her box smell like Alpine spring! No muss, no fuss, and no hurt feelings (at least, no hurt feelings directed at you...).