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Emergency of the Day: Man Calls 911 Because a Cat Ate His Bacon

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A man called 911 because a cat stole his bacon.
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So, a very upset Englishman had a problem that would only happen in your nightmares.

His girlfriend let the cat eat his bacon and he desperately wants the police to come in and assert some justice. His suffering cannot be measured and has sent shockwaves across the globe for those who crave righteousness for such a heinous situation.

News outlets are reporting it even over the pond.:

An Englishman called the emergency line for the West Yorkshire Police recently to report that his girlfriend had let his feline eat his bacon. And not only that, but he wanted to move forward with charges on both the kitty and the girlfriend.



Here's a video that includes the audio of that very important emergency phone call in question:





If this man cannot find justice, where does it exist in the world?

You Still Need to Answer the Question

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In Case You Want to Look Like a Medieval Homeless Person

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Blotters

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Thanks for the Motivation!

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