james bond

The name's Bond, James Bond. Get the best jokes and puns from your favorite spy, and maybe you'll find yourself your own 00.

The Occasion Just Doesn't Come Up That Much

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You Can Run, But It's Hard to Hide When You Tell Everyone You Meet Your First and Last Name

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The Shoe Gun!

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Well If You Brushed Your Teeth More, That'd Be a Good Start

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A Wry Smile

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I Expect You to Die!

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He's Got Nothing On a Wizard!

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Good Choice, I'm More of a How To Make Love Like an Englishman Fan

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The True Bond Fans out There Will Appreciate This Reference!

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That Wouldn't Be a Long Movie

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Pay Attention 007

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