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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.
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Homeowners park on their driveway to block entitled neighbors from parking on their property: 'We shouldn’t have to ask them 3 times in a month not to park at our house.'
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Manager demands convenience store employee works 14 hour shifts when coworkers don't show up: 'My manager is asleep by 6 PM'
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Landlord invents 'biology fee,' charges tenant $5/month per houseplant: 'This building is already a crumbling mess'
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Tampa Guy sells his grandfather's Seiko watch $1,200 on eBay, the buyer swaps it for a fake, and gets a full refund despite perfect documentation
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Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'
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