the division

Please, oh please, let this be better than Prince of Persia. Still not really sure what that was all about... Anyways, yes, an exclusive report from Variety reports that the film based on The Division is in development under Ubisoft's film branch, Ubisoft Motion Pictures. 

The report goes on to state that the upcoming Division film adaptation will star Jake Gyllenhaal, who is additionally attached to the project as a producer. Who knows, maybe Gyllenhaal loves the sh*t out of Division.

Dang, man.

Two Division agents take on their toughest enemy yet... RPG ELEMENTS!

Empties whole mag into an enemy's head without killing them.

Chris Farley appears in holographic form as his fictional 'Saturday Night Live' character Matt Foley in The Division, and I couldn't be more pleased about it. Here's a look at the in-game holographic representation:

At surface level the widespread problem with The Division seems simple enough: players deck their backpacks out to kingdom come, only to log on later to find their uber-customized backpacks empty, and then shortly after their characters locked out from logging back in altogether.

Controllers must be flying across rooms like uncontrolled helicopters, shattering TV screens right and left right now. The amount of frustration endured by any gamer out there that has to deal with an accidental restart, an unsaved 'boss kill' before dying, is enough to crush the most reasonable temperaments. Plain and simple, it just sucks to devote time and energy towards something that up 'n vanishes out of nowhere. 

Mauricio Plaza put up a video that depicts the 'bug' in all of its evil glory, firsthand:

Let's just hope Ubisoft Massive patches up this madness soon.

Swing and a miss

How well does The Division stack up to real life?

Lord give me the strength to break free!