Via pinkbamboos
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By Jay Shima
This is for those AFK'ers who sit idly when gamers want to play League of Legends
"I don't-a know who you are. I don't-a know what you want. Eef you are-a looking for ransom, I can-a tell you I don't-a have coins, but what I do have are a very parteecoolar set of a-skeels. Skeels I have acquired over a very long-a career. Skeels that-a make me a night-a-mare for koopas like-a you. Eef you let-a my princess go now, that-a will be the end of eet. I weel not-a look for you, I weel not-a pursue you, but eef-a you don't, I weel look-a for you, I weel find-a you, and I weel keel you!"
