saints row IV

'This snake is 100% solid.'

This seems to happen in just about every game I can make my own characters in...

That's right, a special edition of a video game that costs one MILLION dollars. The outrageously dubbed Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition (or Million Dollar Pack) is very real, and though you might think it's a joke, the Wad Wad Edition actually backs up the price tag with some insanely cool goodies, including a freakin' Lamborghini! In addition to a Commander in Chief Edition of the game, of course, and the Lamborghini Gallardo ($191,000 to $248,000), your $1 million will also score you a Virgin Galactic space flight ($250,000), seven nights in the Royal Suite at Burj Al Arab Hotel in Dubai ($22,900 per night), a week for two at the Jefferson Hotel in Washington, DC, first class flights to both Dubai and DC, a new Toyota Prius with a year of insurance, and much more.

Disclaimer: Some adult language.

Disclaimer: Some of the content may not be safe for work, but come on, it's Saints Row IV and you should know that.