Mortal Kombat

Just pretend it's strawberry jam.

GET OVER HERE (AND HAVE A BEER WITH ME)!

Owie!

No, I will not, thank you very much!

We all know them. We all hate them. The spammers. The terrible, no-talent assclowns who just spam ranged attacks all day long. They're like the guy who camps in a corner and hardscopes in Call of Duty, except arguably more annoying.

In one corner, we have the admirable tryhard, Kung Jin. In the other, we have spamming assclown, Jacqui Briggs. Just when Kung Jin looks defeated, he unleashes an outstanding can of whoop-ass on Jacqui that puts spammers to shame everywhere. The guy playing Kung Jin doesn't even bother with a Fatality at the end, just a whole lot of teabagging.

Satisfaction doesn't even begin to describe it.

TRUTHALITY!

This should be fun...