If you've ever wished your Pokémon were less "cute fuzzy creatures" and more "scantily clad anime girls" (you know who you are), Pocket Master is the game for you:
Yeah, I don't like free to play, either. While it means better graphics, it means ruined dirt races (I'm legit. This game had those, too).
Remember those days when mobile developers actually gave a damn about originality and quality? Me neither.
Cliff Bleszinski a.k.a. CliffyB a.k.a. the mastermind behind the Gears of War series took to Twitter to express his displeasure at Nintendo's announcement that they're jumping into the smartphone games market later this year. While seen by some as the logical progression into an ever-growing market, others were a bit more cynical about the decision, worrying that Nintendo might Candy Crush-ify themselves with lame microtransactions and P2W content. CliffyB was firmly in the "this sucks" camp, as he expressed on Tuesday:
Welcome to three years ago, Nintendo. :) http://t.co/I4yvez3Buj
— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) March 17, 2015Oh snap now I can finally pay more to make Mario jump higher.
— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) March 17, 2015Purchasable crowns for Peach? #NintendoGoesMobile
— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) March 17, 2015@therealcliffyb purchasable pr0n staches for Mario? #NintendoGoesMobile
— Kevin King (@whitemamba715) March 17, 2015@therealcliffyb Would you like to move our princess into this castle for 5000 gold coins? #NintendoGoesMobile
— Sam Kaplan (@Sam_Ka_Blam) March 17, 2015@therealcliffyb Interchangeable Death Stares for Luigi? #NintendoGoesMobile
— Marcus (@iBrodieman) March 17, 2015Ok that's enough trolling Nintendo. :)
— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) March 17, 2015
