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JAKKS Pacific has collaborated with Nintendo to make an official Mario Kart Go-Kart, available for just under $200.

Early reports indicate there is already some brat down the street who is calling dibs on the Toad cart, should it ever get released.

Reports of these "Mountain Dew-Flavored Crisps" say that they have a surprisingly-not-awful lemon and lime flavor, though why you would ever want to eat a poofy piece of starch based on your Call of Duty-playing little brother's favorite snack is beyond us.

Get into the holiday spirits!