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Any other Overwatch hero could hide it. But EVERYONE will know if Reaper is that one guy.

Coverage guy writes please for a free game from Blizzard and gets rejected in the best way possible.
Via Kotaku
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It all begins with Kyle's eloquent wit, as seen in the following letter he sent off to Blizzard with the highest of hopes something might work out....



Kyle approaches the matter with impressive candor, talking about how his efforts began with a table dance, until his wife told him to get down; and that he hasn't asked for anything in five years...except for a Darth Vader Pez dispenser, a waffle iron shaped like the DeLorean, and a Walking Deadblanket.

Kyle then asked Blizzard to send him a free copy of Overwatch in exchange for a piece of artwork he created as a gift to them for their generosity. The gift was titled, “Deadpool Licking Some Rock. A Dog Watches.”



And at long last this epic saga wraps up with the following response from a Blizzard representative, who addressed Kyle's previous letter/efforts:


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Via gamerant
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Yes, reportedly since May 24th more than 1,500 people in China have been removed from the game permanently. The developers are definitely not f**king around.

Banning over 1,500 players for life within the first week of the game being live, sets a solid standard for how other game developers might go about enlisting harsh if not appropriate punishment for the players out there that sap enjoyment from other peoples' games for the sake of cheating their own way to victory. Screenshots like this one depicting the rage struggles being felt by the cheaters caught redhanded have already begun to surface:

What do you guys think about the Blizzard Banhammer thus far--too harsh, or right on the money?

Via Matazat
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Following that savage cardboard shred show up above, let's check out what must be the most unexpected cameo amidst a play of the game...of all time...

Oh Winston, how you've changed.

Dang shame his tea-pouring skills fell short, and couldn't carry him through to victory.



Lucio's got mad crazy skillz, man...


How bout a big round of applause for Bastion, the world's greatest robot?


Oh you best cower in fear of the reaper, measly mortals.