Kevin Lee Co, a 45-year-old man out of Rocklin, California has come forward to plead guilty to charges of wire fraud and money laundering, after being caught by his employer for stealing $4.8 million between 2008 and 2015.
Co, who reportedly used to work in the accounting department of Holt of California spent much of this money on decadent pleasures like fast shiny cars, NBA tickets, and home furniture, buut he also managed to spend around a million on what the courts initially described as an 'online video game'. If you could call it that.
Turns out the game in question was a mobile game, 'Game of War.' Trying to stomach that for a second. This ingrate robbed his company of millions of buckaroons, and spent a whopping million on THAT game. Words fall short here, unfortunately.
I hope it was worth it, man. Let's just watch the trailer now, cause Kate Upton and stuff.
"During the football section of the game, there is a specific character called Shadow that every time a shot is blocked, saved or even tackled he would shout the word c**t. At first my wife and I didn't pick up on it until we heard our 8-year-old daughter start saying it around the house."
Not sure what Shadow should be saying there, but it totally sounds like he's teaching everyone how to swear. What do you think Shadow is supposed to say?
Two things that really got me going here: One, it's almost like he thought by showing the police he was playing Pokémon GO! that he thought it'd be all chill after. Second, I'm pretty sure he was still trying to catch whatever it was that got him in the accident, after being confronted by the cops for CRASHING into a cop car! Sheesh, man. Come on.