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A woman by the name of Emily Kaldwin will be playable as a protagonist in addition to Corvo Attano from the first game.

And Ubisoft said that making female assassins was too much work...

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The Oculus Rift is finally coming to consumers early next year, and included with it comes an Xbox One controller.  If that doesn't tickle your fancy, you may want to get your hands on their newly announced "Oculus Touch," a set of motion tracking controllers designed for 360-degrees of motion tracking equipped with a thumbstick, two buttons, a hand trigger, and an analog trigger.



The Oculus Touch can detect input from all of your fingers, and features shaking haptic technology to let you "feel" the objects you're touching.  If you thought you looked like a huge nerd using the Oculus Rift before, just wait until you see yourself using these things too.



Attendees of E3 next week will get to try these controllers out in person, while the rest of us will have to wait to get our mitts on them until Q1 of next year.

In all honesty, I would play Metroid: Panty Mission in a heartbeat.  This Digital Event Schedule Generator lets you get down to business and spread hilarious rumors about what Nintendo will present at E3, including The Legend of Zelda: The Secret Radish.  Every time you refresh the page brings a new set of intriguing titles, so give it a whirl, and tell us the funniest title you see in the comments below!

Bad news everyone, Reggie quit Nintendo so he can compete in the Nintendo World Championships on June 14.  But on the bright side, look how ready his body is!