zombie

PARENTING you're doing it right

THE BORG phasers bounce right off them

INFINITE ENERGY now go rebuild the human race

ZOMBIE JAILBAIT is it still illegal if they're dead?

PREPAREDNESS because eventually you're going to use your knock off aluminium wall hanger to mimic some video game moves, and I'll be there to laugh my a$$ off while you get eaten.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE because they're not gonna slaughter themselves

ZOMBIES take my ax, I'll stay down here and drink wine

PROBABLY NOT

ZOMBIES! we are ready for them, and look bada$$ in the process

NOT MUCH MW3 came out two days ago

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE you can't have too much pizza boxes

SHIRTS prevent your tummy from zombification

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE I think I just found my survival partner