CHALLENGE Accepted
YOUR DELIVERY GUY is about to get neutered
SCREWED Now in a large print edition
CHASTITY Not only for women
TYPICAL WORK DAY this is how it begins
KE$HA She looks like if I touched her, she'd be sticky.
MEANWHILE In Iran.
U-TURN Told you not to...
ENDURANCE I'm no longer on a boat
BUS.ZIP
So STDs are Now Airborne?
WESLEY SNIPES he has not aged well
SKIN CANCER you have it.
