YOUR DELIVERY GUY is about to get neutered
ROCKET LAUNCHER You are doing it wrong
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS uh... never mind
MIXED FEELINGS
PERHAPS I'll have the pancakes.
This Will Not End Well
SKIN CANCER you have it.
CHASTITY Not only for women
CHALLENGE Accepted
SCREWED Now in a large print edition
THE GOOD OLE DAYS If that's not demotivating...
OH GOD, One of your lights is out
WELL THERES YOUR PROBLEM You're AC is broken
THE COPS Somebody call them
