wine

OH MY GOD this beer is sooooooooo good.

REALITY fiction pales in comparison

IDEAS some are not bright

FRENCH WEREWOLF he might eat you, he might not. Frankly, he just doesn't give a damn about anything but the wine.

ZOMBIES take my ax, I'll stay down here and drink wine

OPPORTUNITIES jump on them when you have the chance

GLASS OF WINE AND BASKET OF BANANAS PLEASE DON'T MOVE EITHER ONE!

JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus

WE'RE NOT FALLING FOR IT We've all seen Ghostbusters 2

WINE-PONG because she's classy