OH MY GOD this beer is sooooooooo good.
REALITY fiction pales in comparison
IDEAS some are not bright
FRENCH WEREWOLF he might eat you, he might not. Frankly, he just doesn't give a damn about anything but the wine.
ZOMBIES take my ax, I'll stay down here and drink wine
OPPORTUNITIES jump on them when you have the chance
GLASS OF WINE AND BASKET OF BANANAS PLEASE DON'T MOVE EITHER ONE!
JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus
WE'RE NOT FALLING FOR IT We've all seen Ghostbusters 2
WINE-PONG because she's classy