wife

HER HUSBAND I'm so glad that I'm not him.

DEAR NIKKI It's supposed to be you're broke.

NO BOAT ENGINE! No problem I have wife.

BODY LANGUAGE hint your wife wants you to turn up the f#*king thermostat.

IN HINDSIGHT I guess the warning signs were always there

SMART WIFE uses google

CYANIDE completely tasteless in coffee

"WIKE" I'm not sure which is worse, the typo or the fact that this is family feud and not jeopardy. hehe, you're a dumba$$

DOMESTICITY one minute you're thinking about soup to make tonight and the next thing you know you're burying bodies in the basement

I TRIED THAT but most of the time my wife says no.

LET ME GUESS problems with the wife

CHEAP SON OF A B*TCH he gets a gold ring and I got an apple

TROPHY WIFE