wife

PLAN B this man has one

PLEASE, HONEY! I can explain

DEAR NIKKI It's supposed to be you're broke.

THIS will shut him up

CHEAP SON OF A B*TCH he gets a gold ring and I got an apple

BEAR GRYLL'S WIFE shares her husband's interests

YOU CAN FINISH YOUR BATH; just don't drink all the gin

YOUR WIFE just found out about your new girlfriend

NOT SURE IF TROLLING or my future wife

OZZY AND HIS WIFE and their newly adopted little girl

WIN! you've obviously never been married

NO BOAT ENGINE! No problem I have wife.

NOT UNTIL she puts on some damn socks

YES, HONEY I will get you an ice cream