wife

PLEASE, HONEY! I can explain

LET ME GUESS problems with the wife

..... I hope that's champagne she's spraying

YOU CAN FINISH YOUR BATH; just don't drink all the gin

CHEAP SON OF A B*TCH he gets a gold ring and I got an apple

THIS will shut him up

SON, TODAY IS THE DAY when you choose a wife

Tunnel This!

NO BOAT ENGINE! No problem I have wife.

NOT UNTIL she puts on some damn socks

WALTZING WITH THE WIFE next time, read the fine print