wife

HER HUSBAND I'm so glad that I'm not him.

YOUR WIFE just found out about your new girlfriend

WIN! you've obviously never been married

YES, HONEY I will get you an ice cream

NOT UNTIL she puts on some damn socks

CYANIDE completely tasteless in coffee

"WIKE" I'm not sure which is worse, the typo or the fact that this is family feud and not jeopardy. hehe, you're a dumba$$

PLAN B this man has one

YOU CAN FINISH YOUR BATH; just don't drink all the gin

BODY LANGUAGE hint your wife wants you to turn up the f#*king thermostat.