weather

PENNSYLVANIA the lengthy storm is headed our way

THE ROAD it sneers at your frail attempt to be punctual today

THE WEATHER it will shoot you

YAHOO! WEATHER this explains everything

HELL Seems like it's finally frozen over

SPOILERS everyday on TV

SATAN even he isn't that much of a d*ck

RAPTURE judgement day forecast: 50% chance of going to Heaven or Hell

HOT WEATHER That guy has to be naked for some reason...right?

STOP dividing by zero

WEATHER That's why I moved to New England.