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DOLPHIN TORPEDOES When S**t Gets Serious

COOKIE MONSTER You better give him what he wants.

CHAINSWORDS. Because lightsabres aren't messy enough!

PREPERATION for the zombie invasion has finally been achieved.

A DEADLIER WEAPON Nothin' Beats A Weapon Made of Weapons

SEEMS LEGIT

NERF because real weapons were overpowered

HORSEPLAY it's all fun and games until someone explodes.

SUCKERPUNCH they start early

PREPAREDNESS You never know when Twilight will go reverse Tron on you.

BASEBALL BATS Still a valid option.

THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.

PEDOBEARS Are going to die

CROSS CANNON Those Vampires are F*ED now!