weapons

COOKIE MONSTER You better give him what he wants.

NUNCHUCKS And You Thought Ninjas Were Cool

A DEADLIER WEAPON Nothin' Beats A Weapon Made of Weapons

TRIDENTS For when things get out of hand....FAST

CHAINSWORDS. Because lightsabres aren't messy enough!

PREPERATION for the zombie invasion has finally been achieved.

NERF because real weapons were overpowered

PREPAREDNESS You never know when Twilight will go reverse Tron on you.

SUCKERPUNCH they start early

PEDOBEARS Are going to die

DOLPHIN TORPEDOES When S**t Gets Serious

THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.

BASEBALL BATS Still a valid option.

SEEMS LEGIT