weapons

PREPERATION for the zombie invasion has finally been achieved.

SUCKERPUNCH they start early

BASEBALL BATS Still a valid option.

CROSS CANNON Those Vampires are F*ED now!

NERF because real weapons were overpowered

CHAINSWORDS. Because lightsabres aren't messy enough!

PREPAREDNESS You never know when Twilight will go reverse Tron on you.

TRIDENTS For when things get out of hand....FAST

HORSEPLAY it's all fun and games until someone explodes.

THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.

PEDOBEARS Are going to die

DOLPHIN TORPEDOES When S**t Gets Serious

NUNCHUCKS And You Thought Ninjas Were Cool

COOKIE MONSTER You better give him what he wants.