SEEMS LEGIT
THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.
NERF because real weapons were overpowered
TRIDENTS For when things get out of hand....FAST
PEDOBEARS Are going to die
BASEBALL BATS Still a valid option.
CROSS CANNON Those Vampires are F*ED now!
CHAINSWORDS. Because lightsabres aren't messy enough!
A DEADLIER WEAPON Nothin' Beats A Weapon Made of Weapons
SUCKERPUNCH they start early
NUNCHUCKS And You Thought Ninjas Were Cool
DOLPHIN TORPEDOES When S**t Gets Serious
PREPAREDNESS You never know when Twilight will go reverse Tron on you.
COOKIE MONSTER You better give him what he wants.
