warhammer

SLAANESH still trying to corrupt the Eldar

IMPERIAL GUARD the pay is lousy, the battles are fierce, and you might never see home again. But hey, they DID give you a laser gun.

ORKS They convert everything

DREADNOUGHT because sending grandpa to the rest home isn't hardcore enough

FORGET THE WRAITHLORD I can't even tell what craft world this is.

CHAINSWORDS because lightsabers aren't messy enough

OMG he's using an old style metal wraithlord, What a dork.

LIBRARIAN hope you don't have any over do books.