war

THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.

BATTLE SHEEP Where steel wool comes from

WHEN IN DOUBT... Frag out.

WAR PLANKING you're doing it right

RUBBING IT IN the extra wait adds spice to the humiliation of surrender.

IF YOU FIRE ROCKETS AT ISRAEL you're gonna have a bad time

50 YEARS AGO green was red

INTIMIDATING ...and I don't think that puny guide rail can hold it for long.

OWL BOMBS The main Ammunition of the Bearforce

NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST A good, sturdy desk is the best defense.

OTHER REASONS FOR STRIPPING: Your boyfriend is in jail, your home has been levelled, and your brother got his hand cut off in a turf war, leaving you to look after two droids and a wookie