war

OVER COMPENSATION

BATTLE SHEEP Where steel wool comes from

AND THUS STARTED THE WAR

Tunnel This!

OTHER REASONS FOR STRIPPING: Your boyfriend is in jail, your home has been levelled, and your brother got his hand cut off in a turf war, leaving you to look after two droids and a wookie

I HAVE TO GO, MOM The battle is about to begin.

RUBBING IT IN the extra wait adds spice to the humiliation of surrender.

PUPPIES Great for picking up chicks and distracting insurgents.

IF YOU FIRE ROCKETS AT ISRAEL you're gonna have a bad time

1ST DAY ON THE JOB you know it, i know it, she knows it, this fatty is toast

EXTREME TANK SPORTS Coming soon to an invaded country near you

INTIMIDATING ...and I don't think that puny guide rail can hold it for long.

ADIDAS Impossible is nothing

WAR It doesn't determine who is right, it determines who is left.

THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.