war

I HAVE TO GO, MOM The battle is about to begin.

WHEN IN DOUBT... Frag out.

PROBABLY because you spelled "launch" wrong

OF COURSE! Because nothing is cooler than forcing children into war.

THIS END will thoroughly ruin somebody's day.

WAR PLANKING you're doing it right

PUPPIES Great for picking up chicks and distracting insurgents.

NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST A good, sturdy desk is the best defense.

RPG'S I know which takes more lives

THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.

RONALD! this...ends...here

INTIMIDATING ...and I don't think that puny guide rail can hold it for long.

OVER COMPENSATION