vodka

THE BLOODY MARY it's not a health drink

FATHERHOOD if it's the one thing you learn in life Monica this is the temperature daddy likes to keep his vodka chilled

MY THERAPIST'S NAME? vodka

CAN I DRINK A LOT OF VODKA? are you kidding? they gave me a medal!

JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus

NEURALIZER there's one of them at the bottom of every bodka bottle

IT'S OKAY. I don't know what's going on either.

VODKA come morning, there's nothing left to say.

IS LEGIT I swear to god this is genuine, badly thought out, but genuine.

NOT ENOUGH vodka

SEEMS LEGIT