NOT ENOUGH vodka
SEEMS LEGIT
IS LEGIT I swear to god this is genuine, badly thought out, but genuine.
THE BLOODY MARY it's not a health drink
YOU SIR are a lightweight
VODKA come morning, there's nothing left to say.
JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus
MY THERAPIST'S NAME? vodka
IT'S OKAY. I don't know what's going on either.
CAN I DRINK A LOT OF VODKA? are you kidding? they gave me a medal!
FATHERHOOD if it's the one thing you learn in life Monica this is the temperature daddy likes to keep his vodka chilled
