vodka

YOU SIR are a lightweight

IS LEGIT I swear to god this is genuine, badly thought out, but genuine.

NEURALIZER there's one of them at the bottom of every bodka bottle

NOT ENOUGH vodka

MY THERAPIST'S NAME? vodka

JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus

THE BLOODY MARY it's not a health drink

VODKA come morning, there's nothing left to say.

CAN I DRINK A LOT OF VODKA? are you kidding? they gave me a medal!

SEEMS LEGIT

LENINADE Apparently they needed something more Russian than Vodka.