vodka

MY THERAPIST'S NAME? vodka

THE BLOODY MARY it's not a health drink

IS LEGIT I swear to god this is genuine, badly thought out, but genuine.

FATHERHOOD if it's the one thing you learn in life Monica this is the temperature daddy likes to keep his vodka chilled

NEURALIZER there's one of them at the bottom of every bodka bottle

JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus

VODKA come morning, there's nothing left to say.

YOU SIR are a lightweight

SEEMS LEGIT

CAN I DRINK A LOT OF VODKA? are you kidding? they gave me a medal!

NOT ENOUGH vodka