vodka

YOU SIR are a lightweight

JESUS TURNED WATER TO WINE but I turned my entire student loan into vodka. Your move, Jesus

FATHERHOOD if it's the one thing you learn in life Monica this is the temperature daddy likes to keep his vodka chilled

IT'S OKAY. I don't know what's going on either.

SEEMS LEGIT

NOT ENOUGH vodka

THE BLOODY MARY it's not a health drink

MY THERAPIST'S NAME? vodka

VODKA come morning, there's nothing left to say.

LENINADE Apparently they needed something more Russian than Vodka.

NEURALIZER there's one of them at the bottom of every bodka bottle

IS LEGIT I swear to god this is genuine, badly thought out, but genuine.

CAN I DRINK A LOT OF VODKA? are you kidding? they gave me a medal!