virgin

R2D2 MAY MELT But your virginity will be forever

HIS VIRGINITY exasperated further by this

JAPAN giving the false hope that a girl would actually ask you this

HMMM, MAYBE but if you manage to find it, it maybe contaminated

MONEY since when was it a strange discovery

WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN at her last two weddings?

SEEMS LEGIT

VIRGIN a week later, he realizes she probably wasn't one...

WHO SAYS men get paid more than women

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN we're not flying over Woody Strait, heading south towards the Virgin Islands

DOOM when you gf tells you she's pregnant while you're still a virgin

VIRGINITY I heed they call

I JUST FOUND the promised land

YOU FOUND... people who have no clue what sex is or how to do it right