virgin

I JUST FOUND the promised land

VIRGINITY I heed they call

MONEY since when was it a strange discovery

JAPAN giving the false hope that a girl would actually ask you this

WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN at her last two weddings?

DOOM when you gf tells you she's pregnant while you're still a virgin

YOU FOUND... people who have no clue what sex is or how to do it right

LET IT SLIDE all the way in

VIRGIN a week later, he realizes she probably wasn't one...

MEANWHILE IN THE UK... success kid starts his career

HIS VIRGINITY exasperated further by this

WHO SAYS men get paid more than women

HMMM, MAYBE but if you manage to find it, it maybe contaminated

R2D2 MAY MELT But your virginity will be forever