virgin

HIS VIRGINITY exasperated further by this

MONEY since when was it a strange discovery

VIRGINITY I heed they call

WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN at her last two weddings?

LET IT SLIDE all the way in

MEANWHILE IN THE UK... success kid starts his career

HMMM, MAYBE but if you manage to find it, it maybe contaminated

JAPAN giving the false hope that a girl would actually ask you this

WHO SAYS men get paid more than women

VIRGIN a week later, he realizes she probably wasn't one...

I JUST FOUND the promised land

YOU FOUND... people who have no clue what sex is or how to do it right

SEEMS LEGIT

R2D2 MAY MELT But your virginity will be forever