virgin

WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN at her last two weddings?

MONEY since when was it a strange discovery

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN we're not flying over Woody Strait, heading south towards the Virgin Islands

HIS VIRGINITY exasperated further by this

YOU FOUND... people who have no clue what sex is or how to do it right

WHO SAYS men get paid more than women

SEEMS LEGIT

LET IT SLIDE all the way in

HMMM, MAYBE but if you manage to find it, it maybe contaminated

DOOM when you gf tells you she's pregnant while you're still a virgin

I JUST FOUND the promised land

JAPAN giving the false hope that a girl would actually ask you this

VIRGINITY I heed they call

R2D2 MAY MELT But your virginity will be forever