virgin

JAPAN giving the false hope that a girl would actually ask you this

HIS VIRGINITY exasperated further by this

SEEMS LEGIT

MEANWHILE IN THE UK... success kid starts his career

VIRGINITY I heed they call

I JUST FOUND the promised land

VIRGIN a week later, he realizes she probably wasn't one...

WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN at her last two weddings?

DOOM when you gf tells you she's pregnant while you're still a virgin

WHO SAYS men get paid more than women

MONEY since when was it a strange discovery

HMMM, MAYBE but if you manage to find it, it maybe contaminated

R2D2 MAY MELT But your virginity will be forever

LET IT SLIDE all the way in