virgin

YOU FOUND... people who have no clue what sex is or how to do it right

R2D2 MAY MELT But your virginity will be forever

HMMM, MAYBE but if you manage to find it, it maybe contaminated

WHO SAYS men get paid more than women

VIRGIN a week later, he realizes she probably wasn't one...

HIS VIRGINITY exasperated further by this

MONEY since when was it a strange discovery

I JUST FOUND the promised land

LET IT SLIDE all the way in

WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN at her last two weddings?

MEANWHILE IN THE UK... success kid starts his career

JAPAN giving the false hope that a girl would actually ask you this

SEEMS LEGIT

DOOM when you gf tells you she's pregnant while you're still a virgin