virgin

WASN'T SHE ALSO A VIRGIN at her last two weddings?

HMMM, MAYBE but if you manage to find it, it maybe contaminated

YOU FOUND... people who have no clue what sex is or how to do it right

LET IT SLIDE all the way in

VIRGINITY I heed they call

MONEY since when was it a strange discovery

MEANWHILE IN THE UK... success kid starts his career

SEEMS LEGIT

I JUST FOUND the promised land

HIS VIRGINITY exasperated further by this

R2D2 MAY MELT But your virginity will be forever

WHO SAYS men get paid more than women

VIRGIN a week later, he realizes she probably wasn't one...

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN we're not flying over Woody Strait, heading south towards the Virgin Islands

DOOM when you gf tells you she's pregnant while you're still a virgin