vampires

BACKUP In case that whole "hold up a cross" doesn't work on those vampires.

Twilight should have been suspended

SUDDENLY Giant Vampire Frogs

TERRIBLE MOVIE not the same as horror movie

GAY VAMPIRE PORN Yup, it's still less gay than Twilight.

DRACULA He just saw Twilight

TEAM ALUCARD because vampires should not sparkle

REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE

THE TRUTH Always read billboards.

Gay Vampires. Thank the 60s.

BUFF Please come back. We have a Vampire we need you to kill... His name is Edward Cullen.

DRACULA VS. TWILIGHT they both break into the bedrooms of teenage girls

WHY ARE THEY looking at each other's pants?