vampires

SUDDENLY Giant Vampire Frogs

TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE 23 year old men die when they watch it alone

POPE DRACULA Have Faith in HIm

THE TRUTH Always read billboards.

MEGA EPIC FAIL Because you knowing this means you actually read the book

WIN This Failblogger misspelled it

GAY VAMPIRE PORN Yup, it's still less gay than Twilight.

THE FIFTEENTH CENTURY when vampires weren't pathetic

BACKUP In case that whole "hold up a cross" doesn't work on those vampires.

Simple logic Always leads to the truth

Gay Vampires. Thank the 60s.

I GET THE JOKE BUT... true blood is the one with the gay scenes

Twilight should have been suspended

SUNLIGHT this is what's supposed to happen you sparkly b*tches