By Adinirac
BACKUP In case that whole "hold up a cross" doesn't work on those vampires.
GAY VAMPIRE PORN Yup, it's still less gay than Twilight.
THE TRUTH Always read billboards.
BUFF Please come back. We have a Vampire we need you to kill... His name is Edward Cullen.
DRACULA VS. TWILIGHT they both break into the bedrooms of teenage girls