TEAM USA lives off the blood of its victims
BACKUP In case that whole "hold up a cross" doesn't work on those vampires.
REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE
TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE 23 year old men die when they watch it alone
POPE DRACULA Have Faith in HIm
Simple logic Always leads to the truth
VAMPIRES which one doesn't belong
ALUCARD & D Because Twilight must be stopped...
PEDWARD Shhhhhhh... It'll all be over soon
TEAM ALUCARD because vampires should not sparkle
MEGA EPIC FAIL Because you knowing this means you actually read the book
TERRIBLE MOVIE not the same as horror movie
WIN This Failblogger misspelled it
