vampires

VAMPIRES remember when they sucked blood and not d*ck

BACKUP In case that whole "hold up a cross" doesn't work on those vampires.

Simple logic Always leads to the truth

Twilight should have been suspended

TERRIBLE MOVIE not the same as horror movie

PEDWARD Shhhhhhh... It'll all be over soon

WIN This Failblogger misspelled it

Gay Vampires. Thank the 60s.

REDNECK VAMPIRES great...that's all we need...more rednecks

MEGA EPIC FAIL Because you knowing this means you actually read the book

REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE

TEAM ALUCARD because vampires should not sparkle

SUNLIGHT this is what's supposed to happen you sparkly b*tches