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AMERICA!

CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?

BILL OF RIGHTS Too long. Didn't read*

*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.

AMERICANS Worst geographers ever

THE 13TH AMENDMENT Possession of any person, regardless of job status, is a crime.

THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.

CALIFORNIA The only place in the world where a foreigner in a banana yellow bikini briefs who's about to punch out a glass of cider while having his glutes rubbed down by a bikini-clad failed actress can become a three-term governor.

INVASION Who ever tries to invade the USA will need obesity penetrating rounds.

America F**k Yeah!

AMERICA if this is wrong, i don't wanna be right

BERT AND ERNIE America's most socially accepted gay couple

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.

SPELLING GOVERNOR CORRECTLY is also best done sober