CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
INVASION Who ever tries to invade the USA will need obesity penetrating rounds.
BERT AND ERNIE America's most socially accepted gay couple
BILL OF RIGHTS Too long. Didn't read*
*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.
CALIFORNIA The only place in the world where a foreigner in a banana yellow bikini briefs who's about to punch out a glass of cider while having his glutes rubbed down by a bikini-clad failed actress can become a three-term governor.
THE 13TH AMENDMENT Possession of any person, regardless of job status, is a crime.