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AMERICANS Worst geographers ever

THE 13TH AMENDMENT Possession of any person, regardless of job status, is a crime.

CALIFORNIA The only place in the world where a foreigner in a banana yellow bikini briefs who's about to punch out a glass of cider while having his glutes rubbed down by a bikini-clad failed actress can become a three-term governor.

AMERICA if this is wrong, i don't wanna be right

CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?

SPELLING GOVERNOR CORRECTLY is also best done sober

BILL OF RIGHTS Too long. Didn't read*

*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.

INVASION Who ever tries to invade the USA will need obesity penetrating rounds.

AMERICA!

BERT AND ERNIE America's most socially accepted gay couple

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.

America F**k Yeah!

THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.