AMERICA!
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BERT AND ERNIE America's most socially accepted gay couple
SPELLING GOVERNOR CORRECTLY is also best done sober
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.
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INVASION Who ever tries to invade the USA will need obesity penetrating rounds.
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CALIFORNIA The only place in the world where a foreigner in a banana yellow bikini briefs who's about to punch out a glass of cider while having his glutes rubbed down by a bikini-clad failed actress can become a three-term governor.
BILL OF RIGHTS Too long. Didn't read*
*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.
THE PALADIN 18 miles away lies a terrorist that is going to have a very rough day.
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THE 13TH AMENDMENT Possession of any person, regardless of job status, is a crime.
