usa

YOU LIVE IN THE USA you get the bootleg version

MEANWHILE in USA...

LETDOWN When you're hoping for some real sausage, but end up with one little cocktail weenie

RITE AID there is none outside America

USA! USA! we're number one

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IN CAPITALIST AMERICA Banks rob you!

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS secret revealed

A MAP OF EVERY MCDONALD'S IN THE U.S. we're screwed

IN THE UNITED STATES this is known as a world map

RED WHITE AND DOUCHE

TAX MONEY It's only a waste if you're keeping track