usa

CHINA the opposite of USA

MICHIGAN it's a scam

VIRGINIA Keeping kids in line since 1788.

TAX MONEY It's only a waste if you're keeping track

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS secret revealed

BEACH VOLLEYBALL everyone's a winner

b*tch PLEASE Your forefathers traveled 4,000 miles of ocean in order to BE the first immigrants

IN NORTH KOREA WE GO LEFT Because we don't have rights

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SECEDE try, try again