TEAM ALUCARD because vampires should not sparkle
TWILIGHT the next installment
MISERY sitting with her through all four movies then learning there will be a fifth.
WIN Even Netflix knows how gay Twilight is.
INDEED she smiled when she electrocuted her brother.
STILL a better love story than twilight
CENTURY LONG BROMANCE still not as gay as twilight
SARAH AND JARETH the goblin king beast the sparkly emo vampire any day.
STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY wait what?
STILL not as gay as twilight
STILL NOT as gay as twilight
STILL not as gay as Twilight
