turtle

OPTIMISM Just because it moves slow, doesn't mean you can catch it.

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN they hatin'

POST-TURTLE and republican's say they don't believe in evolution

STILL dies when touching a damn turtle

NO go ahead

LIKE A BOSS

CANNIBALISM always a great birthday party theme

MEH

SENIOR ACTIVITIES come for the excitement, stay for the hip replacement

UNIMPRESSED TURTLE is unimpressed

YOU are a turtle

WORK SMARTER not harder