OPTIMISM Just because it moves slow, doesn't mean you can catch it.
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN they hatin'
POST-TURTLE and republican's say they don't believe in evolution
STILL dies when touching a damn turtle
NO go ahead
LIKE A BOSS
CANNIBALISM always a great birthday party theme
MEH
SENIOR ACTIVITIES come for the excitement, stay for the hip replacement
UNIMPRESSED TURTLE is unimpressed
YOU are a turtle
WORK SMARTER not harder