transformers

OPTIMUS PRIME'S BALLS why are they aiming for them?

I HAVE the weirdest boner

ENERGON DRINK Optimus Prime would be proud

SORRY PETER, I don't think New York counts as the world.

FALSE you contributed nothing to any of the movies

TRANSFORMERS there a b*tch to drive

CLOAKS CAN HIDE THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY A 30 FOOT ROBOT

RULE 34 why do you ruin everything?

TRANSFORMERS you're doing it wrong.

BUMBLEBEE was a beetle until they had to change it, because Volkswagon didn't want to be war, so they didn't have the rights to use the beetle. Because Germany made an oops in the 40s

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