transformers

YOU JUST FAILED your transformer license

MAKING LOVE TO INANIMATE OBJECTS good fun if you're on ecstasy.

FALSE you contributed nothing to any of the movies

THESE AREN'T THE DROIDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR...

EMO TRUCK Optimus Prime's depressed brother

SURF Kawabongaaaa!

TRANFORMERS robots in disguise

SORRY PETER, I don't think New York counts as the world.

I TRIED DYING ONCE it was awful

TRANSFORMERS can now be controlled by Wii-motes.

OPTIMUSISM