AND YET you and another 9,756,094 people watch it.
TORTURING YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND What Dad Wouldn't?
WHAT IF I don't want it to be over?
TORTURE who needs waterboarding? nuts seem to work nicely
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, to my oddish!
SAFEWORD he's really wishing he remembered it right about now
COLONEL SANDERS He's into S&M
MOM'S SMILING she enjoys torturing her child
RECOGNITION and the best torturer medal goes to