tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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Homeschool mom gets upset when math tutor brother quizzes 6th grader on math curriculum: 'He was having trouble recalling what they covered'
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Job-seeker goes through 4 interviews only to learn they were never a real candidate in the first place: 'I was a prop in their internal politics'
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Entitled 50-year-old couple expects neighbor to mow their lawn for free because he did so for their 90-year-old parents: 'It feels like I'm doing free labor.'
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Entitled woman runs into her ex-friend after 10 years while she’s buying birthday cake ingredients, immediately tries to claim the cake for herself and force her way back into her life
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Boss cheers and claps after employee puts her 2-week notice in: 'She has been one of the worst, if not the worst, bosses I have ever worked for.'
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