thong

HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY This was mine, I wanted to tell her, but would you?

BATMAN'S LEATHER THONG it has teeth marks on it.

MEANWHILE, IN oh hell I don't even wanna know

BUBBLE GUM Never swallow it!

WHY IS HE WEARING A THONG?

MY SEX DRIVE I just lost it

FOR ONCE being near sighted paid off

I BET he's wearing a steeler's shirt

MAN CARD revoked!

IF THAT'S WHERE SHE KEEPS HER BEER COLD Not sure you really want to be with her.