WHY IS HE WEARING A THONG?
MAN CARD revoked!
MEANWHILE, IN oh hell I don't even wanna know
I BET he's wearing a steeler's shirt
IF THAT'S WHERE SHE KEEPS HER BEER COLD Not sure you really want to be with her.
BUBBLE GUM Never swallow it!
BATMAN'S LEATHER THONG it has teeth marks on it.
HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY This was mine, I wanted to tell her, but would you?
FOR ONCE being near sighted paid off
MY SEX DRIVE I just lost it
