BUBBLE GUM Never swallow it!
FOR ONCE being near sighted paid off
HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY This was mine, I wanted to tell her, but would you?
I BET he's wearing a steeler's shirt
MAN CARD revoked!
MY SEX DRIVE I just lost it
MEANWHILE, IN oh hell I don't even wanna know
BATMAN'S LEATHER THONG it has teeth marks on it.
WHY IS HE WEARING A THONG?
IF THAT'S WHERE SHE KEEPS HER BEER COLD Not sure you really want to be with her.
