UNFAIR ADVANTAGE Using Jedi powers to win the pizza-eating contest
THE FORCE is delicious
WASTE It's not the word you're looking for.
THE JEDI WEEKLY Sports Edition
THE FORCE it is strong with this one
TOTALLY UNFAIR Never let a Jedi in the Olympics
THE FORCE there's a disturbance in it
THE FORCE is strong in this one
S.C.A.J. Some Cops Are Jedi
THE FORCE It is strong with this one.
THE FORCE We haz it.
OLD PEOPLE Even as spirits they still need to sit down
JEDI COMMUNITY COLLEGE Work Hard - Play Hard