the force

UNFAIR ADVANTAGE Using Jedi powers to win the pizza-eating contest

THE FORCE is delicious

WASTE It's not the word you're looking for.

THE JEDI WEEKLY Sports Edition

THE FORCE it is strong with this one

TOTALLY UNFAIR Never let a Jedi in the Olympics

THE FORCE there's a disturbance in it

THE FORCE is strong in this one

S.C.A.J. Some Cops Are Jedi

THE FORCE It is strong with this one.

THE FORCE We haz it.

OLD PEOPLE Even as spirits they still need to sit down

JEDI COMMUNITY COLLEGE Work Hard - Play Hard