tattoo

REGERTS she has a few

STD WARNING LABELS not a bad idea

REGRETS that moment you realize that the wrong piggy went to market

IS THAT a little Sephiroth on her arm?

EXCUSES for this, there are none.

FACEBOOK next time you try to look hot for random strangers try cleaning the nasty mold out of the tub first.

PERSPECTIVE because it depends which angle you're playing from

SOME PEOPLE shouldn't breed

TRUTH in advertising

IT IS CLEARLY a baby holding a finger

NO KIDDING

TRANSLATION: drop your load right here

ONE OF THESE THINGS is not like the other