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IF THERE IS A DIVINE BEING it must love idiots, why else make so many of them?

CATCHIN' SOME RAYS you're doing it wrong.

TANNING you are doing it wrong

SUNBURN TOO HARD and you will go backward in time

WHITE GIRLS knock it off. you look like hell

FEAR as bob faced the judges for the first time the color drained from his face...

SEE THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE?

WHATEVER IS ON YOUR FACE is not making you look younger

B*TCH PLEASE

JESUS Has been working out.

WAIT, SHE'S WHITE?

JERSEY SHORE it's spreading

WINNER bronze medal