WAIT, SHE'S WHITE?
SUNBURN TOO HARD and you will go backward in time
B*TCH PLEASE
WHATEVER IS ON YOUR FACE is not making you look younger
FEAR as bob faced the judges for the first time the color drained from his face...
JESUS Has been working out.
JERSEY SHORE it's spreading
TANNING you are doing it wrong
IF THERE IS A DIVINE BEING it must love idiots, why else make so many of them?
CATCHIN' SOME RAYS you're doing it wrong.
ZOMBIES now in crispy bacon flavor!
WINNER bronze medal
