tanning

B*TCH PLEASE

WHITE GIRLS knock it off. you look like hell

WINNER bronze medal

JESUS Has been working out.

CATCHIN' SOME RAYS you're doing it wrong.

SUNBURN TOO HARD and you will go backward in time

WAIT, SHE'S WHITE?

IF THERE IS A DIVINE BEING it must love idiots, why else make so many of them?

JERSEY SHORE it's spreading

FEAR as bob faced the judges for the first time the color drained from his face...

ZOMBIES now in crispy bacon flavor!