table

FACETABLE Facepalm don't satisfy them anymore.

THE LEAST FAVORITE TABLE of every server in the whole place

HELLO my name is table

TWINKIE that's a big one

NICE RACK! seriously, it's quite effective

OH MY GOD! there's no food on the table

NOW REMEMBER... when the flood waters get here, we ride the table!

ACTUALLY that table looks pretty off center

TEETH Goodbye.

KEYSTONEHENGE Always smooth, always.