table

HELLO my name is table

TWINKIE that's a big one

NICE RACK! seriously, it's quite effective

KEYSTONEHENGE Always smooth, always.

TEETH Goodbye.

OH MY GOD! there's no food on the table

FACETABLE Facepalm don't satisfy them anymore.

ACTUALLY that table looks pretty off center

NOW REMEMBER... when the flood waters get here, we ride the table!

THE LEAST FAVORITE TABLE of every server in the whole place