sword

HOW do you lose a BFG

BRINGING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT

LEROY JENKINS' grandma

A SHARP SWORD straight through his chest

SURVIVING SHARK WEEK like a boss

DRIVE CLOSER! I want to hit them with my sword.

MAGIC VS SWORD I have my money on magic

AXE slang term for guitar

EXPERT because determining someone's knowledge of swordsmanship is as easy as differentiating aluminium and steel by sight.

STEPHEN COLBERT Trolling Congress since 2005

ASS CHEEK BLOCK "Invincibility lies in the defence" -Sun Tzu