sword

THIS IS WHY memebase is NOT a dating site

BRINGING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT

ASS CHEEK BLOCK "Invincibility lies in the defence" -Sun Tzu

HOW do you lose a BFG

THAT is a sword

PREPAREDNESS because eventually you're going to use your knock off aluminium wall hanger to mimic some video game moves, and I'll be there to laugh my a$$ off while you get eaten.

TO BE FAIR a sword through the chest will kill any other character in the game

CONAN THE BARBARIAN he's changed his political office, but old habits die hard.

THE PEN It will always be mightier than the sword