sword

EXPERT because determining someone's knowledge of swordsmanship is as easy as differentiating aluminium and steel by sight.

WELL LOOK WHO HAS NO IMAGINATION

LEROY JENKINS' grandma

THIS IS WHY memebase is NOT a dating site

PREPAREDNESS because eventually you're going to use your knock off aluminium wall hanger to mimic some video game moves, and I'll be there to laugh my a$$ off while you get eaten.

AXE slang term for guitar

CONAN THE BARBARIAN he's changed his political office, but old habits die hard.

A SHARP SWORD straight through his chest

THE PEN It will always be mightier than the sword

AWESOME! Two of my favorite things combined: Playing the guitar and stabbing people to death.