superman

OF COURSE THIS IS WRONG the guide says to throw yourself at the ground and miss

BATMAN With great power comes great responsibility.

BATMAN OWLING ON SUPERMAN PLANKING your argument is invalid

SUPERMAN the only superpower batman needs

Check out more of Batman's adventures.

YOUR PROBLEMS consider them solved

CAN'T RECOGNIZE ME WITHOUT MY GLASSES It also helps to have co-workers who are complete morons

STILL not as gay as Twilight

WHAT CAN'T KILL YOU can still give you a migraine

SEEMS LEGIT

HEAT RAY VISION superman should be more careful

BACON brought to you by superman.