SCHOOL Because you have to fail at something while you're young
HANGOVERS they suck at any age
SOMEONE give me her phone number
MY LIFE SUCKS!
OH HAI THERE just reminding you how your job will never be as awesome as mine.
JEALOUSY it sucks
SAYS MEMEBASE NOW SUCKS... uploads a lol to it
YOUR MEETING You'll never get there... ever
TRY PUNCUATION
GAVE THAT DITCH A CAR ditches love cars
DEATH it's a b*tch
CONSISTENCY the desire to not go to work even on days when you didn't spend the night before heavily drinking.