sucks

SCHOOL Because you have to fail at something while you're young

HANGOVERS they suck at any age

SOMEONE give me her phone number

MY LIFE SUCKS!

OH HAI THERE just reminding you how your job will never be as awesome as mine.

JEALOUSY it sucks

SAYS MEMEBASE NOW SUCKS... uploads a lol to it

YOUR MEETING You'll never get there... ever

TRY PUNCUATION

GAVE THAT DITCH A CAR ditches love cars

DEATH it's a b*tch

CONSISTENCY the desire to not go to work even on days when you didn't spend the night before heavily drinking.