stealing

KLEPTOMANIA it will compel you to steal anything. ANYTHING

RIGHT NOW Someone has an EPIC dorm room wallpaper

WOMEN

MANGO BODYBUTTER fellow inmates gonna love his baby soft skin

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STEALING MY NUTS

DISINCENTIVE TO STEAL

TAKE STUFF FROM WORK it's the best way to feel good about your job.

BECAUSE everyone knows what a high you get from all those laxatives and denture creams...

SEEMS LEGIT

BORROWING because it's only stealing if you get caught.

BIKER GANGS Will steal your daughters bike!