stealing

SEEMS LEGIT

BRAVERY At Its Finest

KLEPTOMANIA it will compel you to steal anything. ANYTHING

RIGHT NOW Someone has an EPIC dorm room wallpaper

TAKE STUFF FROM WORK it's the best way to feel good about your job.

WOMEN

BORROWING because it's only stealing if you get caught.

MANGO BODYBUTTER fellow inmates gonna love his baby soft skin

DISINCENTIVE TO STEAL

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STEALING MY NUTS

BIKER GANGS Will steal your daughters bike!