ALREADY DEAD just don't know it yet
Those poor, poor Red Shirts.
CAPTAIN KIRK Cold hands... warm phaser.
COMMANDER RIKER he doesn't need your fantasy women
HARCOURT FENTON MUDD original gangsta
WESLEY CRUSHER the new atari jaguar
ATTITUDE open the damn hailing frequency yourself! I'm busy being fabulous.
I'LL GRAB YOUR TITS
THE KIRKLIGHT that's why it's called that
SPOCK the original alien facehugger
PRIVILEGES OF RANK when things get serious kirk gets the dramatic facial lighting. Everyone else can suck it.
