squid

THAT is an octopus, know the difference.

IMPREGNATED WITH ALIEN SQUID doesn't matter had sex

THAT'S A SQUID and that's not the anus. it's the mouth

CONDOMS sorry to inform you, but that's the wrong head

NICE TRY

DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING... but it had a buss pass, so it must go there often.