By InMyPants
There is no spoon. No really there is no spoon go get one from the drawer. Spoons can cause quite the stir, especially if you have 5 to choose from at the table. Though if a partner asks you if you want to spoon, just be honest and tell them you're more about the fork.
TEMPTATION is having something within reach and the means to acquire it.
THIS is going to be unpleasant, at least, for you it is
THE TIME IS NIGH for the grand unification of Cutlery!