spiders

PUBIC HAIR Nope just kidding, it's spiders.

THAT'S COOL I never really wanted to ever sleep again, anyways

DON'T SPIDERS GLIDE? because I don't remember Charlotte's children just walking away from Wilbur at the end of the book.

DEAR BOYFRIEND I can make you girlfriend scream louder than you can. Sincerely, the Spiders

BALLS followed by applying a blowtorch to my own tongue

FALLING with style

THIS IS WHY they invented molotov cocktails

IF YOU HAVE A BLOWTORCH why not burn those spiders?

I REALLY DONT KNOW what thought scared me more

I SAY WE TAKE OFF AND NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT it's the only way to be sure

CHECKED IT OUT still doesn't fly.

BRIGHTLY COLORED SPIDERS nature's way of saying get the F* away