spiders

DEAR BOYFRIEND I can make you girlfriend scream louder than you can. Sincerely, the Spiders

DON'T SPIDERS GLIDE? because I don't remember Charlotte's children just walking away from Wilbur at the end of the book.

BALLS followed by applying a blowtorch to my own tongue

THAT'S COOL I never really wanted to ever sleep again, anyways

CHECKED IT OUT still doesn't fly.

I REALLY DONT KNOW what thought scared me more

PUBIC HAIR Nope just kidding, it's spiders.

IF YOU HAVE A BLOWTORCH why not burn those spiders?

BRIGHTLY COLORED SPIDERS nature's way of saying get the F* away

FALLING with style

THIS IS WHY they invented molotov cocktails