spiders

I REALLY DONT KNOW what thought scared me more

THIS IS WHY they invented molotov cocktails

I SAY WE TAKE OFF AND NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT it's the only way to be sure

DON'T SPIDERS GLIDE? because I don't remember Charlotte's children just walking away from Wilbur at the end of the book.

THAT'S COOL I never really wanted to ever sleep again, anyways

CHECKED IT OUT still doesn't fly.

FALLING with style

BRIGHTLY COLORED SPIDERS nature's way of saying get the F* away

BALLS followed by applying a blowtorch to my own tongue

PUBIC HAIR Nope just kidding, it's spiders.