sonic

NEW MINIGAME IDEAS rejected

SLOWPOKE must have been holding the quick claw

LOOK It's sonic the douchehog.

MARRIAGE Happens when you're kidnapped.

DO YOU even know what twilight is?

FASTER THAN A JET but he still rides in a car

ADDERALL I used to think Sonic's shoes made him fast...

HELL HAS NO FURY like that of a woman's scorn

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT at it's best