sonic

FASTER THAN A JET but he still rides in a car

HELL HAS NO FURY like that of a woman's scorn

MARRIAGE Happens when you're kidnapped.

SLOWPOKE must have been holding the quick claw

ADDERALL I used to think Sonic's shoes made him fast...

DO YOU even know what twilight is?

NEW MINIGAME IDEAS rejected

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT at it's best

LOOK It's sonic the douchehog.