sonic

FASTER THAN A JET but he still rides in a car

ADDERALL I used to think Sonic's shoes made him fast...

NEW MINIGAME IDEAS rejected

SLOWPOKE must have been holding the quick claw

LOOK It's sonic the douchehog.

HELL HAS NO FURY like that of a woman's scorn

DO YOU even know what twilight is?

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT at it's best

MARRIAGE Happens when you're kidnapped.