soldiers

MOM you're embarrassing me

GUNS They are overrated

PRESS 'X' TO FLIP TANK

COULROPHOBIA Fear of clowns: they have it

BALL KICK! best defense against a face slap

AR 670-1 handlebar mustaches, goatees and beards are not authorized

BALLS he already has them.

INVASION Who ever tries to invade the USA will need obesity penetrating rounds.

WOMEN STAY AWAY FROM DANCE HALLS you belong in the kitchen

COME AT ME BRO

NO MATTER HOW ARMED AND MANY YOU ARE the ski-free monster is not afraid of you.

DON'T WORRY we are from the internets