soldiers

INVASION Who ever tries to invade the USA will need obesity penetrating rounds.

ZOMBIES much friendlier once you get to know them

FICTIONAL SOLDIERS making their nations proud, since never.

WHEN IN DOUBT... Frag out.

WALL-E the first one

WOMEN STAY AWAY FROM DANCE HALLS you belong in the kitchen

He's hiding with his friends, but why?
OH NO! it's Pig Man, run Manbunny, run!

PREPAREDNESS You never know when Twilight will go reverse Tron on you.

YOU GUYS ARE STUPID they're going to be looking for army men,

COME AT ME BRO

IN HINDSIGHT A bad Idea